The RizzmasillionAFTER THE CHAPTERS

THE ROSTER

All 242 names the book renames, in 15 groups, each with the Tolkien name underneath it. It is the same text the popups show, laid out flat — so you can read the whole cast at once, or use your browser’s find to settle an argument about which Finn did what.

The Management

Eric, and the Valor Squad he hires to run the place. They are the reason the world has weather, seasons, death and a court system, and not one of them is good at group projects.

  • EricEru Ilúvatar

    Unique creator

    The one God of Tolkien's mythology, who makes the Ainur and alone can grant true life.

  • Choir KidsAinur

    Angelic beings

    The first beings Eru made; their Music became the blueprint the world was built from.

  • Choir KidAinu

    Angelic being

    A single one of the Ainur, the spirits who sang the world into shape.

  • Valor SquadValar

    Ainur / Powers of Arda

    The fourteen greatest Ainur who entered the world to govern it.

  • Valor Squad memberVala

    Ainu / Power of Arda

    One of the Valar, the great Powers who shape and guard Arda.

  • Manny BreezyManwë

    Vala

    King of the Valar and lord of air and wind; Melkor's brother in the thought of Ilúvatar.

  • Ollie AnvilAulë

    Vala

    Smith of the Valar; maker, teacher, and secret creator of the Dwarves, whom Eru then adopts.

  • Vanna BloomYavanna

    Valië

    Vala of growing things, forests, and plants; her worry for the trees leads to the Ents.

  • Valerie StarqueenVarda

    Valië

    Queen of the stars, most beloved of the Elves and most feared by Melkor.

  • Queen StarlightElbereth

    Valië

    The name the Elves of Middle-earth call Varda by when they are frightened in the dark.

  • Uncle OceanUlmo

    Vala

    Lord of waters, who keeps helping Middle-earth from outside the Valar's official plan.

  • Swole TullyTulkas

    Vala

    The laughing champion of the Valar, who arrives late and makes evil immediately less comfortable.

  • Orion HuntOromë

    Vala

    The hunter of the Valar, who first finds the newly awakened Elves beside the waters of Cuiviénen.

  • Mandy MoodkillerMandos / Námo

    Vala

    Doomsman of the Valar, keeper of the Halls of the Dead and speaker of judgment and fate.

  • Sad NancyNienna

    Valië

    Vala of grief and pity, whose tears teach mercy; Gandalf was one of her students.

  • Dreamy DannyIrmo / Lórien

    Vala

    Master of visions and dreams, whose gardens in Valinor are named Lórien.

  • Esther NaptimeEstë

    Valië

    The gentle healer of hurts and weariness, wife of Irmo.

  • Vera LoomVairë

    Valië

    The Weaver, wife of Mandos, who records everything that happens in her tapestries.

  • Vana SpringtimeVána

    Valië

    The Ever-young, sister of Yavanna and wife of Oromë.

  • Nessa FootworkNessa

    Valië

    The dancer of the Valar, sister of Oromë and wife of Tulkas.

The Support Crew

The Maiar: smaller divine staff who do the actual work. Also, because they answer to the same office, one enormous eagle and one extremely good dog.

  • Support CrewMaiar

    Lesser Ainur

    The lesser Ainur who serve the Valar; Sauron, Gandalf, Melian and the Balrogs are all Maiar.

  • Support Crew kidMaia

    Lesser Ainu

    A single Maia, one of the lesser spirits who came into the world with the Valar.

  • Ozzy WavesOssë

    Maia

    Maia of the coasts and storms, vassal of Ulmo and briefly a follower of Melkor.

  • Winnie TideUinen

    Maia

    Lady of the calm seas, beloved by the Teleri and by every mariner who wants to live.

  • Ilma StarmaidIlmarë

    Maia

    Handmaid of Varda.

  • Herald IanEönwë

    Maia

    Manwë's herald and banner-bearer, who leads the Host of the West in the War of Wrath.

  • Melanie MagicMelian

    Maia

    The Maia queen of Doriath, whose Girdle hides the realm until her grief undoes it.

  • Eagle Boss TonyThorondor

    Great Eagle

    King of the Eagles of Manwë, who keeps showing up at the exact moment someone needs airlifting.

  • Goodest BoyHuan

    Hound of Valinor

    The immortal hound of Oromë, fated to speak three times and to die facing the greatest wolf.

  • Wizard SquadIstari

    Maiar in old-man form

    The five wizards sent to Middle-earth in the Third Age to organise resistance, not to rule.

The Enemy

Melvin, the forms he takes after everyone stops calling him Melvin, and the management he hires. The whole plot is this list getting what it wants slightly too often.

  • MelvinMelkor

    Ainu / Vala

    The mightiest of the Ainur; brilliant and creative before his desire for control becomes tyranny.

  • McEvilfaceMorgoth

    Ainu / Vala; enemy-name after Fëanor's curse

    The name Fëanor gives Melkor after the murder of Finwë and the theft of the Silmarils.

  • MasonMairon

    Maia

    Sauron's original name, back when he was Aulë's most gifted apprentice.

  • SigmauronSauron

    Maia

    Melkor's greatest lieutenant, who outlives his master and becomes the Dark Lord himself.

  • Free Trial NateAnnatar

    Sauron's fair disguise

    The 'Lord of Gifts' persona Sauron wears to talk the Elven-smiths of Eregion into making the Rings.

  • Head Spooky & FriendsNazgûl / Ringwraiths

    Men turned wraiths

    The nine kings of Men who took Sauron's rings and never got to stop existing.

  • OrcsTolkien’s own word; nothing to translate

    Corrupted beings

    Morgoth's foot soldiers; most of the lore agrees the first of them were Elves he captured and ruined.

The Monsters

What the Enemy builds, breeds or talks into working for him. Balrogs, dragons, wolves and one spider nobody can explain.

  • Fire BouncersBalrogs

    Maiar corrupted by Melkor

    Maiar seduced into shadow and flame, Morgoth's most dangerous servants.

  • Fire BouncerBalrog

    Maia corrupted by Melkor

    One of Morgoth's demons of shadow and flame.

  • Moggy the GothGothmog

    Balrog

    Lord of Balrogs and captain of Angband; he kills both Fëanor and Fingon.

  • Hungy UngyUngoliant

    Being of uncertain origin

    A vast spider-shaped hunger that drinks the light of the Two Trees and then turns on Melkor.

  • OG WerewolfDraugluin

    Werewolf

    Sire of the werewolves of Angband, killed by Huan.

  • Baddest BoyCarcharoth

    Werewolf

    The greatest wolf ever bred by Morgoth, set to guard the gates of Angband.

  • Gaslight GaryGlaurung

    Dragon

    Father of dragons, whose specialty is not fire but psychological destruction.

  • SkaijuAncalagon the Black

    Dragon

    The greatest of the winged dragons; his fall breaks the towers of Thangorodrim.

The Finn Family

Finn Senior's descendants: a father, three sons, seven grandsons, an oath, and about four hundred years of everyone being right about the wrong thing.

  • Finn SeniorFinwë

    Noldorin Elf

    First High King of the Noldor and father of Fëanor, Fingolfin and Finarfin; his murder starts everything.

  • Miri Tapped-OutMíriel Serindë

    Noldorin Elf

    Fëanor's mother, who spent her whole spirit bearing him and chose to stay in the Halls of Mandos.

  • Indie StepmomIndis

    Vanyarin Elf

    Finwë's second wife and mother of Fingolfin and Finarfin, which Fëanor never once forgives.

  • FinnFëanor

    Noldorin Elf

    Greatest craftsman of the Noldor and maker of the Silmarils; also the worst decision-maker in the book.

  • Nerdy NellNerdanel

    Noldorin Elf

    Fëanor's wise wife, who refuses to follow him into exile.

  • Fightin' FinleyFingolfin

    Noldorin Elf

    Finwë's second son, High King of the Noldor, who challenges Morgoth to single combat and wounds him seven times.

  • Finny SensibleFinarfin

    Noldorin Elf

    Finwë's third son, the one who turns back from the rebellion and later rules the Noldor of Valinor.

  • Team Finny SensibleFinarfin's people

    Noldorin Elves

    The Finarfinians: Finarfin's children and followers, who took no part in the Kinslaying at Alqualondë.

  • Clutch FinneganFingon

    Noldorin Elf

    Fingolfin's eldest son, who rescues Maedhros from Thangorodrim and later dies as High King at the Nirnaeth.

  • Gordon HOATurgon

    Noldorin Elf

    Fingolfin's son and the hidden king of Gondolin, who keeps his city secret for nearly four hundred years.

  • Ari WanderlustAredhel

    Noldorin Elf

    Turgon's restless sister, who leaves Gondolin, marries Eöl, and brings Maeglin home.

  • Mopey MacMaeglin

    Noldorin Elf

    Eöl and Aredhel's son, whose unreturned love for Idril ends with him betraying Gondolin.

  • Ingrid Escape-PlanIdril Celebrindal

    Noldorin Elf

    Turgon's daughter and Tuor's wife, sensible enough to dig a secret escape tunnel years in advance.

  • Freestyle FinrodFinrod Felagund

    Noldorin Elf

    Finarfin's eldest son and founder of Nargothrond, who dies keeping an old promise to Barahir.

  • Queen GigiGaladriel

    Noldorin Elf

    Finarfin's daughter, the last of the great Noldorin rebels still in Middle-earth at the end.

  • Angry RodAngrod

    Noldorin Elf

    Son of Finarfin, who tells Thingol the truth about the Kinslaying and dies in the Dagor Bragollach.

  • Backup OrvilleOrodreth

    Noldorin Elf

    Takes over Nargothrond after Finrod dies, and is promptly talked out of every good decision.

  • Max OnehandMaedhros

    Noldorin Elf

    Fëanor's eldest son, who loses a hand escaping Thangorodrim and spends an Age trying to undo the Oath.

  • Mags the BardMaglor

    Noldorin Elf

    The singer among Fëanor's sons, who ends up wandering the shore forever.

  • Cocky CalCelegorm

    Noldorin Elf

    Fëanor's hunter son, who imprisons Lúthien and makes an already terrible situation worse.

  • Sneaky CurtisCurufin

    Noldorin Elf

    The son most like Fëanor in skill and temper; the schemer who turns Nargothrond against Finrod.

  • Cranky CarlCaranthir

    Noldorin Elf

    The harshest-tempered of Fëanor's sons.

  • Twin RodAmrod

    Noldorin Elf

    One of Fëanor's twin youngest sons.

  • Twin RasAmras

    Noldorin Elf

    One of Fëanor's twin youngest sons.

  • Finn StansFëanorians / Sons of Fëanor

    Noldorin Elves

    Fëanor's sons and their followers, bound by the Oath to hunt the Silmarils forever.

  • Finn StanFëanorion

    Noldorin Elf

    A son of Fëanor, or one of his sworn followers.

  • Fina HeartbreakFinduilas

    Noldorin Elf

    Orodreth's daughter, who loves Túrin and dies pinned to a tree by orcs because he arrives too late.

  • Crafty CalebCelebrimbor

    Noldorin Elf

    Curufin's son and the greatest smith of the Second Age, who makes the Rings of Power with Sauron looking over his shoulder.

  • Gilbert GlowstickGil-galad

    Noldorin Elf

    The last High King of the Noldor in Middle-earth, who dies overthrowing Sauron.

The Other Nerdor

Noldorin Elves who are not Finn's relatives, which mostly means they are the ones who survive longest in any given chapter.

  • Rumi the ScribeRúmil

    Noldorin Elf

    The loremaster who invented the first Elvish writing.

  • Goldie Glow-UpGlorfindel

    Noldorin Elf

    Lord of Gondolin who dies fighting a Balrog so the refugees can get out of the mountains.

  • Flute Guy EthanEcthelion

    Noldorin Elf

    Lord of Gondolin who kills Gothmog in the sack of the city and dies doing it.

  • Vern the SailorVoronwë

    Noldorin Elf

    The one mariner of Gondolin who survives the sea and guides Tuor to the hidden city.

  • Gwin the ExGwindor

    Noldorin Elf

    Escaped slave of Angband and Finduilas's former betrothed, who brings Túrin to Nargothrond.

  • Gel the WarningGelmir

    Noldorin Elf

    Gwindor's brother, whose mutilation in front of the army triggers the disastrous charge at the Nirnaeth.

The Rest of the Elves

Sindar, Teleri and Vanyar: the Elves who either never went to Valinor or never left it, and who are therefore doing fine until the Finn family arrives.

  • Emo EliEöl

    Sindarin Elf

    The Dark Elf of Nan Elmoth, smith of black metal and father of Maeglin.

  • Theo GatekeepElwë / Thingol

    Sindarin Elf

    King of Doriath, who fell in love with Melian and never finished the journey to Valinor.

  • Olly ShipwrightOlwë

    Telerin Elf

    King of the Teleri at Alqualondë and Thingol's brother; his ships are what the Noldor come to steal.

  • Iggy Top-ElfIngwë

    Vanyarin Elf

    High King of all Elves and lord of the Vanyar.

  • Simp DarrenDaeron

    Sindarin Elf

    Thingol's minstrel, who loves Lúthien and betrays her plans twice out of jealousy.

  • Mabs HeavyhandMablung

    Sindarin Elf

    Captain of Doriath, called 'of the Heavy Hand', who is with Túrin's family at the worst moments.

  • Bestie BowmanBeleg Cúthalion

    Sindarin Elf

    Beleg Strongbow, Túrin's loyal friend, killed by Túrin in the dark by mistake.

  • Salty SySaeros

    Sindarin Elf

    The Doriath elf whose insults provoke Túrin into the chase that gets Saeros killed and Túrin exiled.

  • Chill CelebCeleborn

    Sindarin Elf

    Kinsman of Thingol and husband of Galadriel.

  • Boatman KierCírdan

    Sindarin Elf

    The Shipwright, lord of the Havens, still building boats three Ages later.

  • Queen NimNimloth of Doriath

    Sindarin Elf

    Celeborn's kinswoman, wife of Dior, killed with him in the sack of Menegroth.

Elves, Plural

The collective names, which is where most readers get lost. Also their language, and the one guild of smiths who ruin the Second Age.

  • NerdorNoldor

    Elven people

    The brilliant Elven makers and loremasters; also championship-level bad-decision havers.

  • Nerdor kidNoldo

    Elven person

    A single Elf of the Noldor.

  • Tide SquadTeleri

    Elven people

    The sea-loving Elves of Alqualondë, whose ships become the cause of the first Kinslaying.

  • Vanilla ElvesVanyar

    Elven people

    The Elves who stayed in Valinor and are therefore the least involved in this catastrophe stack.

  • Grayscale ElvesSindar

    Elven people

    The Grey-elves of Beleriand, who never went to Valinor and stayed under the stars.

  • Varsity ElvesEldar

    Elven peoples

    The Elves who answered the summons and took the Great Journey west.

  • Varsity ElfElda

    Elven person

    One of the Elves who took the Great Journey west.

  • Light GangCalaquendi

    Elven peoples

    The Elves of Light, who reached Valinor and saw the Two Trees.

  • Dark GangMoriquendi

    Elven peoples

    The Elves of Darkness, who never saw the light of the Two Trees.

  • Bailed ElvesNandor

    Elven people

    Elves who abandoned the Great Journey at the Misty Mountains and went south instead.

  • High Elf SpeakQuenya

    Elvish language

    The high Elvish tongue of Valinor, which Thingol bans in Doriath once he hears about the Kinslaying.

  • Craft ClubGwaith-i-Mírdain

    Guild of smiths

    The People of the Jewel-smiths of Eregion, led by Celebrimbor.

The Men

Mortals. They show up three ages late, immediately marry into the immortal families, and spend the rest of the book being the only ones who can die of old age about it.

  • Based BenBeren Erchamion

    Man

    The outlaw of Dorthonion who falls in love with Lúthien and cuts a Silmaril out of Morgoth's crown.

  • Empty-Hand BenCamlost

    Beren's later name

    'The Empty-handed', the name Beren takes after Carcharoth bites off the hand holding the Silmaril.

  • Barry RinggiverBarahir

    Man

    Beren's father, who saved Finrod's life and received the ring that later marks the line of Isildur.

  • Snitchy GregGorlim

    Man

    One of Barahir's outlaws, tricked by a phantom of his wife into betraying the whole band.

  • Catfish ElenaEilinel

    Human woman

    Gorlim's wife, already dead, whose image Sauron uses as bait.

  • Hank GoldenheadHador Lórindol

    Man

    Founder of the House of Hador, the greatest of the houses of the Edain.

  • Hugh ChairHúrin Thalion

    Man

    The man who defies Morgoth to his face and is chained to a stone chair to watch his family be destroyed.

  • Huey ChairHuor

    Man

    Húrin's brother and Tuor's father, who dies holding the retreat at the Nirnaeth.

  • Stone-Cold MorganMorwen Eledhwen

    Human woman

    Húrin's wife, mother of Túrin and Nienor, too proud to accept help from anyone.

  • Tragic TimTúrin Turambar

    Man

    Húrin's son, carrying Morgoth's curse; every choice he makes to escape it is the choice that fulfils it.

  • Doomboss TimTurambar

    Túrin's chosen name

    'Master of Doom', the name Túrin takes in Brethil to convince himself he has beaten the curse.

  • Nina No-MemoryNienor

    Human woman

    Húrin's daughter and Túrin's sister, whose memory Glaurung strips away.

  • Nina TeardropNíniel

    Nienor's new name

    'Tear-maiden', the name Túrin gives his sister when he finds her with no memory and no idea who she is.

  • Brandon Nice-GuyBrandir

    Man

    The gentle ruler of Brethil, who tells Túrin the truth and gets killed for it.

  • Backstab UlricUldor the Accursed

    Easterling Man

    The Easterling captain whose betrayal breaks the Union of Maedhros from inside.

  • Sellout SquadEasterlings

    Men

    Men who take Morgoth's pay and land in exchange for turning on the Edain.

  • SelloutEasterling

    Man

    One of the Men who serve Morgoth for land and plunder.

  • Toby TourguideTuor

    Man

    Huor's son, sent by Ulmo to warn Gondolin, and the only man to be counted among the Elves in the end.

  • Ed BoysEdain

    Human allies

    The three houses of Men who came west and allied with the Elves against Morgoth.

  • Woodsy CrewHaladin

    Human allies

    The second house of the Edain, the forest people of Brethil.

The Half-Elven

Lucy Slay's line: the families who got to choose which kind of person to be, and whose choices are the reason the Third Age has anybody worth reading about.

  • Elly LostEluréd

    Half-Elven

    One of Dior's small sons, left to die in the woods after the Second Kinslaying and never found.

  • Rin LostElurín

    Half-Elven

    One of Dior's small sons, left to die in the woods after the Second Kinslaying and never found.

  • Lucy SlayLúthien Tinúviel

    Half-Elven

    Daughter of Thingol and Melian, the most powerful of the Children of Ilúvatar, who sings Morgoth to sleep.

  • Spaceboat EddieEärendil

    Half-Elven mariner

    Tuor and Idril's son, who sails to Valinor with a Silmaril to beg the Valar for help, and gets it.

  • Ellie BirdwifeElwing

    Half-Elven

    Dior's daughter, keeper of the Silmaril, who throws herself into the sea and is given wings.

  • Dio DramaDior Eluchíl

    Half-Elven

    Son of Beren and Lúthien, who inherits the Silmaril and Doriath's impossible politics at the same time.

  • Elliot Called-ItElrond

    Half-Elven

    Eärendil's son, who chooses the Elves, founds Rivendell, and is right about the Ring for three thousand years.

  • Elliot MortalbroElros Tar-Minyatur

    Half-Elven / Man

    Elrond's brother, who chooses mortality and becomes the first king of Númenor.

Númenor Premium

The island Men, their kings, and the roughly three thousand years it takes them to go from grateful to sailing an army at the gods.

  • Andy FaithfulAmandil

    Númenórean Man

    Last lord of Andúnië and Elendil's father, who sails west to beg the Valar and is never seen again.

  • Lentil TallboyElendil

    Númenórean Man

    Leader of the Faithful who escapes the Downfall and founds Arnor and Gondor.

  • Izzy YoinkIsildur

    Númenórean Man

    Elendil's son, who cuts the Ring from Sauron's hand and then refuses to destroy it.

  • Sunny AriAnárion

    Númenórean Man

    Isildur's brother and co-founder of Gondor, killed at the siege of Barad-dûr.

  • Pharaoh ChadAr-Pharazôn the Golden

    Númenórean Man

    The last king of Númenor, who takes the throne by force, captures Sauron, and then does whatever Sauron suggests.

  • Queen MiraTar-Míriel

    Númenórean woman

    Tar-Palantir's daughter and rightful heir, forced into marriage by her cousin Ar-Pharazôn.

  • Queen ZimmyAr-Zimraphel

    Númenórean woman

    The name Ar-Pharazôn forces onto Tar-Míriel after taking her throne and her hand.

  • King Far-SightTar-Palantir

    Númenórean Man

    The name Inziladûn takes as king, trying to restore the old friendship with the Elves far too late.

  • Prince SunriseInziladûn

    Númenórean Man

    Ar-Gimilzôr and Inzilbêth's elder son, who takes his mother's side and later reigns as Tar-Palantir.

  • Gimmy Anti-ElfAr-Gimilzôr

    Númenórean Man

    The king who bans the Elvish tongue and persecutes the Faithful hardest.

  • Grandma FaithfulInzilbêth

    Númenórean woman

    Ar-Gimilzôr's queen, secretly one of the Faithful, who raises her son Inziladûn to think for himself.

  • King NevergonnadieTar-Atanamir

    Númenórean Man

    The first king to openly resent being mortal and refuse to give up the sceptre.

  • King SplitsvilleTar-Ancalimon

    Númenórean Man

    Under him Númenor splits into the King's Men and the Faithful.

  • Team Elf-FriendElendili / the Faithful

    Númenórean Men

    The Númenóreans who kept the friendship of the Elves and the reverence of the Valar.

  • Premium IslandersNúmenóreans

    Men of Númenor

    The Men of Númenor, given long life and a great island for their part in the war against Morgoth.

  • Premium IslanderNúmenórean

    Man of Númenor

    One of the Men of Númenor.

  • Premium LeftoversDúnedain

    Men of Númenor in exile

    The surviving Númenóreans of Arnor and Gondor after the Downfall.

  • King GhostedEärnur

    King of Gondor

    The last king of Gondor's old line, who rode off to answer a challenge and was never seen again.

The Dwarves (and the Ents)

Made by Ollie Anvil in a cupboard and adopted after the fact, plus the trees that walk, who are in this book for one paragraph and steal it.

  • Petty PeteMîm

    Petty-Dwarf

    The last Petty-Dwarf, who shelters Túrin's outlaws and then sells them to the orcs.

  • Discount DwarvesPetty-Dwarves

    Dwarves

    A dwindled remnant of Dwarves hunted as animals by the Elves before anyone realised they could talk.

  • Discount DwarfPetty-Dwarf

    Dwarf

    One of the dwindled Dwarves of Beleriand, of whom Mîm is the last.

  • Lord AzAzaghâl

    Dwarf

    Lord of Belegost, who wounds Glaurung badly enough to drive him off the field at the Nirnaeth.

  • DwarvesTolkien’s own word; nothing to translate

    Children of Aulë by adoption

    Aulë made them in secret; Eru gave them true life but set them to sleep until after the Elves awoke.

  • EntsTolkien’s own word; nothing to translate

    Tree-shepherds

    Guardians of the forests, granted after Yavanna worried her trees would have no defenders.

The Stuff Everyone Fights Over

Jewels, trees, lamps, rings and a few very specific weapons. Almost every death in this book is downstream of an object on this list.

  • Shiny RocksSilmarils

    Hallowed jewels

    The three jewels Fëanor made, holding the last living light of the Two Trees.

  • Shiny RockSilmaril

    Hallowed jewel

    One of Fëanor's three jewels; the entire First Age is a fight over where these end up.

  • Two TreesTwo Trees of Valinor

    Holy trees

    Telperion and Laurelin, whose silver and gold light lit Valinor before the Sun and Moon.

  • Silver TreeTelperion

    Holy tree

    The elder of the Two Trees, whose silver light is the ancestor of the Moon and of the White Tree.

  • Gold TreeLaurelin

    Holy tree

    The younger of the Two Trees, whose golden light becomes the Sun.

  • North LampIlluin

    Great lamp

    One of the two lamps that lit the world before the Trees; Melkor threw it down.

  • South LampOrmal

    Great lamp

    One of the two lamps that lit the world before the Trees; Melkor threw it down.

  • White Tree Jr.Nimloth / the White Tree

    Sacred tree

    The white tree of Númenor, descended from Telperion, whose seedling Isildur steals before it is burned.

  • Drip NecklaceNauglamír

    Dwarven necklace

    The Necklace of the Dwarves, which Thingol has a Silmaril set into, with predictable results.

  • Emo SwordAnglachel / Gurthang

    Cursed black sword

    Eöl's black blade, given to Beleg and later reforged for Túrin; it talks, and it has opinions.

  • Rock CutterAngrist

    Dwarven knife

    Curufin's knife, which cuts one Silmaril free from Morgoth's crown and then snaps on the second.

  • God ChainAngainor

    Chain of Aulë

    The chain forged to bind Melkor, used on him twice across two Ages.

  • Spaceboat DeluxeVingilot

    Ship

    Eärendil's ship, set in the sky with a Silmaril aboard.

  • Hope StarGil-Estel

    Star

    'Star of High Hope', the name Middle-earth gives Eärendil's ship once it is sailing the sky.

  • Snap SwordNarsil

    Sword

    Elendil's sword, which breaks under him and whose shard cuts the Ring from Sauron's hand.

  • Bossy BlingRings of Power

    Magic rings

    The rings made in Eregion, all of them compromised by Sauron except the Three.

  • Alpha RingThe One Ring

    Master Ring

    Sauron's master Ring, made in Mount Doom to dominate all the others.

  • Fire BlingNarya

    Elven Ring of Power

    The Ring of Fire, carried by Círdan and then by Gandalf.

  • Water BlingNenya

    Elven Ring of Power

    The Ring of Water, kept by Galadriel.

  • Air BlingVilya

    Elven Ring of Power

    The Ring of Air, mightiest of the Three, kept by Gil-galad and then Elrond.

The Places

Where it all happens: hidden cities, cursed forests, two fortresses belonging to the same person, and a great deal of Beleriand that is underwater by the end.

  • Hell BasementAngband

    Fortress of Morgoth

    Morgoth's great northern fortress, dug under Thangorodrim after Utumno fell.

  • Starter DungeonUtumno

    Fortress of Melkor

    Melkor's first stronghold in the north, torn open by the Valar in the Battle of the Powers.

  • Spite MountainsThangorodrim

    Mountains

    The three peaks Morgoth raised over Angband out of the slag of his own mines.

  • ElftownTirion

    Elven city in Valinor

    The Noldor's white city on the hill of Túna, where Fëanor gives his rebellion speech.

  • Vault NorthFormenos

    Stronghold in Valinor

    Fëanor's northern fortress, where the Silmarils were kept and where Finwë was killed.

  • Swan HarborAlqualondë

    Elven haven in Valinor

    The Teleri's harbour city, and the site of the first Kinslaying.

  • Big FreezeHelcaraxë

    Grinding ice

    The grinding ice between Aman and Middle-earth, which Fingolfin's host crosses on foot out of pure spite.

  • Empty CoastAraman

    Waste in Aman

    The barren coast the Noldor march along after leaving Valinor.

  • Boat Bonfire BeachLosgar

    Landing site

    Where Fëanor burns the stolen Telerin ships and strands half his own family.

  • Spawn LakeCuiviénen

    Lake in the east

    The water beside which the Elves first woke, under the stars.

  • Beta IslandAlmaren

    First dwelling of the Valar

    The Valar's first home in the middle of the world, destroyed when Melkor threw down the lamps.

  • Tree HillEzellohar

    Green mound

    The mound in Valinor where the Two Trees grew.

  • Wall MountainsPelóri

    Mountains of Aman

    The mountain wall the Valar raised around Valinor.

  • Light GapCalacirya

    Mountain pass

    The one gap left in the Pelóri, through which the light of Valinor spills.

  • Shadow StripAvathar

    Dark land

    The lightless coast below the Pelóri where Ungoliant was hiding.

  • Echo CoastLammoth

    Region of Beleriand

    The shore that echoes forever with Morgoth's screaming when Ungoliant turns on him.

  • Cave MansionMenegroth

    Elven city

    The Thousand Caves, Thingol and Melian's hall under the forest of Doriath.

  • Doorlatch ForestDoriath

    Hidden forest realm

    Thingol and Melian's kingdom, guarded by the Girdle of Melian until it is not.

  • Nacho ThroneNargothrond

    Hidden fortress

    Finrod's underground river stronghold, ruined once Túrin talks it into fighting in the open.

  • Secret Elf HOAGondolin

    Hidden city

    Turgon's hidden city in the mountains, the last great Elven kingdom of Beleriand to fall.

  • BellylandBeleriand

    Region of Middle-earth

    The western lands where most of the First Age happens, and which mostly sinks afterwards.

  • MistlandHithlum

    Region of Beleriand

    The cold northern land held by Fingolfin's people and later overrun by Easterlings.

  • SadtownDor-lómin

    Region of Hithlum

    Húrin's land, where Morwen raises Túrin alone under enemy occupation.

  • BackwoodsBrethil

    Forest of Beleriand

    The forest of the Haladin, and the last place Túrin manages to be briefly happy.

  • PinelandDorthonion

    Highland of Beleriand

    The pine highlands held by Finarfin's sons, and later Barahir's outlaw country.

  • Cold Hill FortHimring

    Fortress of Beleriand

    Maedhros's hill fortress, the one strongpoint that never falls in the Dagor Bragollach.

  • Cold PlainHimlad

    Region of Beleriand

    The land held by Celegorm and Curufin.

  • CoastwatchNevrast

    Region of Beleriand

    Turgon's coastal realm before he moved everyone to Gondolin and left the armour behind.

  • Old Beach HouseVinyamar

    Abandoned city

    Turgon's empty hall in Nevrast, where Ulmo leaves gear waiting for Tuor.

  • Lake CampMithrim

    Region and lake

    The lake country where the two halves of the Noldor have their extremely awkward reunion.

  • Ash DesertAnfauglith

    Ruined plain

    The green plain of Ard-galen after Morgoth burned it in the Dagor Bragollach.

  • Seven RiversOssiriand

    Region of Beleriand

    The land of the Green-elves, where Beren and Lúthien live out their second life.

  • Dark WoodsNan Elmoth

    Forest of Beleriand

    Eöl's sunless forest, where Aredhel gets lost and stays.

  • Spider ValleyNan Dungortheb

    Valley of Beleriand

    The valley of dreadful death below Ered Gorgoroth, full of Ungoliant's descendants.

  • Horror MountainsEred Gorgoroth

    Mountains of Beleriand

    The Mountains of Terror, which nobody crosses on purpose except Beren.

  • Bald HillAmon Rûdh

    Hill of Beleriand

    Mîm's hill, where Túrin's outlaw band sets up and is eventually betrayed.

  • Hideout LakeTarn Aeluin

    Lake of Dorthonion

    The hallowed lake where Barahir's outlaws camp until Gorlim gives them up.

  • Clear SpringsEithel Ivrin

    Springs of the Narog

    The pools where Túrin briefly finds peace, later fouled by Glaurung.

  • Werewolf IslandTol-in-Gaurhoth

    Captured watchtower

    Sauron's Isle of Werewolves, which used to be Finrod's tower of Minas Tirith.

  • Hammer TownNogrod

    Dwarf city

    One of the two great Dwarf cities of the Blue Mountains; its smiths kill Thingol over the Nauglamír.

  • Big TownBelegost

    Dwarf city

    The other great Dwarf city of the Blue Mountains, home of Azaghâl.

  • RiversideSirion

    Great river and haven

    The chief river of Beleriand; its mouths shelter the last refugees before the third Kinslaying.

  • Safe IsleBalar

    Island

    Círdan and Gil-galad's island refuge off the coast of Beleriand.

  • Lonely IslandTol Eressëa

    Island of Aman

    The Lonely Isle within sight of Valinor, where many Elves settle.

  • Body Pile HillHaudh-en-Ndengin

    Burial mound

    The Hill of the Slain, raised from the dead of the Nirnaeth, where nothing evil would go.

  • Elf-Maid MoundHaudh-en-Elleth

    Burial mound

    Finduilas's grave, beside which Túrin finds Nienor with no memory.

  • Silent PeakMeneltarma

    Holy mountain

    The mountain at the centre of Númenor, where nobody speaks except the king, three times a year.

  • Sunset TownAndúnië

    City of Númenor

    The western haven whose lords led the Faithful.

  • Númenor PremiumNúmenor

    Island kingdom

    The island given to the Edain after the War of Wrath, and sunk when they sailed west to take immortality by force.

  • Gift IslandAndor

    Island kingdom

    'Land of Gift', the first name of the island the Valar raised for the Edain, better known as Númenor.

  • Ring Factory TownEregion

    Elven realm

    The Noldorin realm beside Moria where Celebrimbor and Sauron made the Rings of Power.

  • HollyvilleHollin

    Elven realm

    The other name for Eregion, after the holly trees that were its emblem.

  • Elf SuburbsLindon

    Elven realm

    What is left of Beleriand after the War of Wrath, ruled by Gil-galad.

  • Evil HQBarad-dûr

    Fortress

    Sauron's Dark Tower in Mordor, built with the power of the One Ring.

  • Moon TowerMinas Ithil

    City of Gondor

    Isildur's tower, later taken by the Nazgûl.

  • Spooky TowerMinas Morgul

    Captured city

    What Minas Ithil becomes once the Nazgûl move in.

  • Creepy Hill BaseDol Guldur

    Fortress

    Sauron's hideout in southern Mirkwood while everyone insists he is definitely gone.

  • Big Battle FieldDagorlad

    Battle plain

    The plain before the Black Gate where the Last Alliance fought Sauron's host.

  • Yoink RiverGladden Fields

    Marshes of the Anduin

    Where orcs ambush Isildur and the One Ring slips off his finger into the river.

  • Mount KaboomMount Doom / Orodruin

    Volcano

    The volcano where the One Ring was forged, and the only place it can be unmade.

  • Getaway HarbourRómenna

    Harbour of Númenor

    The eastern haven where the Faithful kept ships ready, and sailed from when the island went under.

  • Lonely HarbourAvallónë

    Haven of Tol Eressëa

    The elven harbour the Númenóreans could see from their own shore on a clear day, and were forbidden to sail to.

  • Gigi's WoodsLothlórien

    Elven realm

    The golden wood Galadriel guards with one of the Three Rings, long after the First Age is over.

The Battles

The named disasters. Three of them are losses and the fourth is the season finale.

  • Crying BattleNirnaeth Arnoediad

    Battle

    The Battle of Unnumbered Tears, which ends the Elves' hope of ever beating Morgoth in the field.

  • Sudden Fire BattleDagor Bragollach

    Battle

    The Battle of Sudden Flame, which ends the Siege of Angband in one night of rivers of fire.

  • Flex BattleDagor Aglareb

    Battle

    The Glorious Battle, the Noldor's one clean win, which starts the Siege of Angband.

  • Season Finale Team-UpLast Alliance of Elves and Men

    Alliance

    Gil-galad and Elendil's alliance, which overthrows Sauron at the cost of both their lives.